The Greenman's Grove

It started, as these things often do, with a meow from the backyard. After a week of persistent crying, a tiny stray kitten finally wandered inside this hooman's kitchen and decided to stay. Clearly, the Cat Distribution System had made another perfect delivery. The two resident cats welcomed the newcomer immediately, which is rare as cats never agree on anything.

Three weeks later, this new addition is playful, curious, and already ruling the house with tiny paws. He's still not sure about the hoomans, though. The moment his new pawrent moves too close, he bolts faster than a cat seeing the vacuum. Yet in his quiet moments, half-asleep and cozy, he allows a few precious pets before remembering he's supposed to be suspicious.

Now, it's time for the first big milestone: the vet visit. Getting him into a carrier might feel like a mission impossible, but patience and a few tasty bribes will do the trick. After all, trust takes time, and this little one has already taken the first brave step toward his forever home.

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Cats are known for many of the unique characteristics, but purrhaps they are best known for being the most judgmental animals on the planet. Not only towards us hoomans, but to all living, breathing and purrhaps bothersome animals in this world. And while we cannot quite pinpoint what it is about feline psychology that makes them think that they are better than everyone else, there is no denying that that is what they believe, and they sure do know how to convey their displeasure through their eyes.

So while you slack off working, wasting precious hours that could be spent earning money to pamper your purr-machine at home, we figured we would back up your cat children and present you with this list of judgmental felines to remind you to get back to work. Those treats are not going to buy themselves now, are they?
 

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Once you become a pawrent, your life changes in many ways, but the main one is that you have less meowtivation to get up in the morning because you now have a purrmanent cuddle buddy who is just jonesing for you to stay in bed for 5…. more hours. We actually have to set our alarms for 15 minutes earlier than we need to because our cat knows that we need to get out of bed when the alarm goes off, so she sneaks up and snuggles with us to bribe us for more cuddle time. How are we supposed to get up and go to work when we're snuggled up under the covers with our cat child, all cozy and warm, and outside it's cold and we can't bring our cat with us? The math isn't mathing.

But, someone has to pay the bills that allow our fur baby to live the purrfect life she has, so, especially on Meowndays, we need a little extra kick to get out of bed. We need something to help us land softly into the work week without thinking too much about how we have five days in the office ahead of us, and that purrfect distraction is feline funnies. These hilarious cattos are here to uplift your Meownday mood and give you the strength and pawsitivity to face the week ahead without a second paws. So get up and go get 'em. You've got cat treats to buy and a cat child to pamper.

Goooood meowrning to all the cat people! We don't know about you guys, but we feel like this week… has been a little better than most. We've told you already, the more funny cat memes you consume, the better your life will be. We have stuck to that rule ourselves this week, and look at that, it's paying off. If this advice has not paid off for you yet, then clearly, you have not been following it closely enough, and it is officially time for some more hilarious cat memes. 

It's a good thing that it is Sunday morning then, because every single Sunday, we bring you all not just any silly cat memes, but the best cat memes, tweets, and stories that came out of twitter this week. Say what you will about that platform, but one thing that it always does correctly is producing cat memes. We hope you enjoy these memes, friends, and remember, if your week was still not quite pawsitive enough, then you can always come back for more. 

Our sympathetic and parasympathetic nervous systems are at play all the time. They waver between each other, while one dominates "rest and digest" the other dominates "fight or flight." When you're stressed, working out, on the go, or any number of other situations that might have your nervous system full of adrenaline and in the "fight or flight" mode, you probably won't want to scroll on your phone, instead you might want to run a marathon and get some of that energy out. But for lethargic, listless people who are dominated by their parasympathetic "rest and digest" nervous system, scrolling cat memes in bed may be the perfect thing while you're in that physiological state. 

Cat memes are really a gift for when you need down time. What better way to spend your lazy hours then with the wholesome comedy of cat memes. And not to mention the perfect weather of autumn grey skies and rain outside to accompany your giggles in bed. Enjoy these hilarious cat memes from everyone at I Can Has Cheezburger, a cat lover's paradise!

We always say that even the most experienced cat owners still have things to learn about their cats. Always be vigilant. Never think that you are an expert, because something can always catch you off guard. You have to learn all kinds of things about cats throughout their lives, like how to get cats to drink more water even when they don't feel like it, because sometimes, they just don't. And how to correctly introduce cats to other animals when the time comes for that. And how to take care of senior cats, because they do change with age, and it's important that you know it. 

There is always something new to learn, but we do think that most cat owners, or people who would like to be cat owners, know the basics. Like the fact that cats purr when they are happy. And sure, cats can purr in some other situations too, but usually, it's when they are happy. Actually, we thought that everyone knew that, like- everyone. But apparently not, and watching someone discover this fact is one of the funniest things that we have ever seen.