Letting your cat be an outdoor cat who freely roams the streets means you obviously cannot know everything they are up to during the day. They can be little aliens planning the destruction of planet Earth with the rest of the neighborhood cats, and you would know nothing about it.

Realistically, the biggest secret outdoor cats can keep from their owners is that they are dancing at two weddings, having two owners at the same time. Which is exactly what happened with the sneaky cat in the story below.

After years of taking care of this silly cat, the owner decided to put a collar and a tracker to always know where she is when she comes and goes. The same day, this owner gets a call from a neighbor who claims that the cat is actually his, and that he even had her spayed and microchipped. This led to quite a lengthy discussion between the two owners, who tried to figure out who had a bigger claim for the cat, who had enjoyed the comfort of both of their homes so far.

Who do you think should get to claim ownership of this friendly feline? Keep scrolling to read the full tale.

The world is a tough and cold place at times. And it can be really lonely even with you have people around you. That is because the contents of your soul are rarely seen for what they truly are and we hoomans need to be seen, there is no denying it. But thankfully, there exists a creature so spiritual, so connected to energetical plains, that they intuitively know when you need to be seen and can support your needs at a meowment's notice.

Well, that is as long as they can be bothered to. So to make sure that your soul is seen today we made this list of sweet soul gazing cat photos to heal your heart. It might not be as effective as a cute cat looking directly into your soul, but as we all know, getting a cat to engage in such an activity is not always the easiest thing to arrange. 
 

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Cats and their claws have a complicated relationship. Those tiny talons are perfect for climbing, stretching, and showing off a bit of cattitude, but sometimes they turn everyday life into a snag-filled adventure. One laid-back kitty has turned this into an art form, getting his claws caught on blankets, furniture, and anything remotely soft. Scratching posts? Offered and ignored. Each time he gets stuck, he gives a dramatic little wiggle, frees himself, and walks off with the calm confidence of a cat who meant to do that.

His pawrent's worry is not about protecting furniture or avoiding scratches. It is about keeping those paws safe and frustration-free. There is a quiet fear that one day a simple snag could lead to a twist or tumble, especially for a older cat who prefers naps over ninja moves.

Now comes the whisker-twitching question: to trim or not to trim? Maybe a light file, maybe just extra watchfulness. Either way, this caring pawrent wants life to stay as smooth and snag-free as possible for one delightfully unbothered feline.

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Everyone needs a dash of positivity in their life. For some people that may look like taking long vacations, trips abroad, time spent with friends and family, or it could look like laughing along with feline funnies on your phone. You don't have to be a cat owner to get why these cuddle bugs have touched the hearts and minds of the entire internet worldwide. Here at I Can Has Cheezburger, we believe not only in the power of the scroll, but the power of the cat scroll. There's no higher power to lift us up than an adorable and hilarious cat meme. 

For people who are cat owners, we all know the doting and daunting morning stare from your cat. Some nudge you with their nose, while others meow in your ear. But regardless of what they do, we can't ignore their adorable attempts at our attention. And once we're up, there's no better way to start your morning than with a hot cup of coffee, a slow stretch, and a scroll through the internet's most comforting corner of freshly brewed cat memes. Enjoy!

If we could, we would bring our cat everywhere with us. We dream of being one of those cat owners with a cat who wants to go outside and is ameowzing outside. You know, the ones that just perch on their shoulders while they walk around and travel the world. Unfurtunately, our cat gets incredibly overstimulated outside and literally freezes in place when we try to put a harness on her. But, there are some who take this idea too far, and thus began the birth of the "service cat".

An entitled woman tried to book an Airbnb property while demanding she be able to bring her "service cat". Obviously understanding that this whole story was a lie, the host denied her stay and rented to another person instead. Well, the "service cat" owner showed up at the property and, confusing the guest with the host, pounded on the door and demanded to be able to check in. The guest, pawsitively blindsided, called the host and asked for a full refund and left. 

We would do the same, honestly, if we were in the guest's position. A crazy cat lady showing up at your Airbnb, demanding to stay in a property you booked, sounds purrfectly strange. It will make a good story later, but we would definitely want our money back.

This story is for anyone out there who still believes that having a cat means having a boring pet. We, as cat owners, know that this is far, far from the truth, but some people still believe that. Of course, we understand why. Cats do sleep most of the day, and when they're not sleeping, they're usually eating or cleaning themselves or resting. Chill stuff. But not always. About 7.3% of the time, cats go into chaos mode, and that short period that chaos mode is activated makes up for all the boredom from before. 

Now, you never know when cats will start causing chaos or what they will do, but just know… it will happen. And it will happen in the funniest way possible. For some people, it's cats breaking something or eating something that they shouldn't. For others, it's their cats becoming ninjas and attacking almonds, or it's their cats going on an adventure inside their walls, and for this person… it was their cat becoming the most notorious neighborhood cat burglar (literally) who has ever lived.